What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I am a copy and paste developer, how do I become a real software developer?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Then came..

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Can you explain the components and features of Workday HCM and recruiting? How does it compare to Oracle and SAP HCM?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No way

Still no good

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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