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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:20

So they tried
Just Forget it!
No go.
Appendix cancers on the rise in younger generations, study finds - NBC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I am a copy and paste developer, how do I become a real software developer?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Who is the dumbest law enforcement officer you have ever encountered?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is getting a fifth and final season - The Verge
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
OpenAI signs surprise deal with Google Cloud despite fierce AI rivalry - Ars Technica
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Measles strikes at birth: Six Canadian newborns infected from unvaccinated mothers - Times of India
No way
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones